story 1
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:
"Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Dammit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
I love this part
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
"Only when he's been drinking."
Game over!
Hi
When I asked this question from my friends all of them said : it's a GAME OVER of life!! Are you crazy!! Don't apply a remedy without need...
But I don't think so! You are the one who chooses your partner for rest of your life and most of the time no one is guilty about your fault. I talk about those who choose their partner themselves and before marriage they don't care about main topics in life because they are so passionate.
As you know the number of divorce is increasing and when you ask them why you get divorce they just say we couldn't deal with our problems and we didn't have enough understanding and comprehension!
So I don't know why they don't wait to know each other for 1 year and it's better not to be in such a hurry about this important decision.
I think we can't compromise and most of the time we don't want to be patient and we are not interest in settlement discussions.
Why do they come to this? What about memories? What happened to those faith and trust? What about vows?
Sometimes they compare their partner with other people and they find negative part of their personality and they want to make it bigger I guess!or they focus on bad habits and they forget good points!
But we shouldn't be pessimist and it's good to think twice.Look at this nice picture..
It's a rainy day
And I wait for the mountain echo till everyone asks me who's that you're calling out so loud? and I just say nobody ... Someone is here in my heart and never ..
I'll let you go, I'll let you flyWhy do I keep on asking whyI'll let you go now that I foundA way to keep somehowMore than a broken vow
Differences of greeting
As you know we have many kinds of greeting and you need it for communicating with people all over the world and people who live in different countries have different ways of greeting. Start a greeting is a best way to know about their culture.
I will mention some kinds of it.
One of them is cheek kissing which is different in each country and it's more common in Europe and Latin America than North America, except for Miami and Quebec.
However, the countries in South East Asia with Muslim or Hindu culture are much harder to think that they kiss when they say to greeting than Asian countries like Japan, Korea and China. Because, kissing between men and women is not socially acceptable way of greeting and also is considered offensive way for them through their religion.
In Japan people bow when they want to greet and in some countries they hug each other.
What's your opinion ?why we have different kinds of greeting?!
Unforgettable day
As I was writing about gestures I remembered making a mistake when I was going to university by bus. It caused to find good friend but I want you to know how.
I experienced something really strange.Somebody was trying to talk with me in that noisy bus and I couldn't hear her. She used many gestures and I was trying to find out what she wanted to say then I respond to her with another movements. She thought that I'm a deaf person so she became happy to find a person like herself. I didn't know she couldn't talk and hear but after awhile I got it.
I couldn't believe my eyes.
A person next to her was her friend and she told me you are talking to a deaf person and you didn't need to raise your voice.
All of us started laughing when we got her mistake and mine.I got interested in learning their language but I wasn't able to find a company or school for people like me who want to learn sign language.
I decided to help them I don't know how ! but I will. Do you have any idea?